And also because I wish I could be standing in a bar, cocktail in hand, chilling out.
Her bra and knickers even match and generally I'm much too busy (again, lazy) to bother with such unnecessary frivolities.
Sure a girl can wish!
Anyone have a spare eight hours lying around I can borrow?
In short - no! What's matching bra & knickers anyway - it rings a bell from from somewhere in my past but I fear all is lost now...
ReplyDeleteAnyway I take some comfort from the fact that those are definitely my hips in that picture - does this mean I'm fashionable at last??????
So now you're writing about your underwear?
ReplyDeleteWhat's next?
Actually, you know what? Don't tell me. Please.