World Domination in 7 Easy Steps

I have discovered Sweden's plan for world domination.

It's so simple and yet incredibly cunning that it simply can't fail.

Step 1. The world buys our delectable Swedish chocolate.



Step 2: The world will buy our impeccably designed and yet incredibly comfortable modular furniture.

Step 3: The world will settled themselves into our impeccably designed and yet incredibly comfortable modular furniture with a cup of coffee.


Step 4: The world can't have coffee with out vast quantities of our delectable Swedish chocolate.




Step 5: The world will eat vast quantities of our delectable chocolate whilst sitting in our impeccably designed and yet incredibly comfortable modular furniture.

Step 6: The world will realise that they have eaten too much of our delectable Swedish chocolate and now their roly poly, lardy pudding bums are stuck fast in our impeccably designed and yet incredibly comfortable modular furniture.



Step 7: Take over the world. Mwhahahahahahaha.

You have been warned!!!