That's three nights in a row now I've been woken from a deep sleep absolutely convinces someone was downstairs.
And each time I've been daft enough to drag my half knackered ass out of bed and stumble downstairs, completely unarmed, to take a look.
Of course, nobody was there.
Maybe I'm losing my mind.
"Maybe you are!"
"Who said that?"
"I didn't hear anything."
"Oh, well that's ok then. Wait.
Did you hear something?"