Dangerous Duck Ovens
Ok, read this, I don't mind waiting.
*Read the paper*
*Where's the child, lifts child out of laundry bask....*
Oh you're back. Did you enjoy your little trip? Did you bring me anything back?
Anyway, I'm starting to think that one day, because I'm not convinced it's happened yet, but one day aliens will land on this iddy biddy planet and the only thing left will be a Health and Safety Executive sitting in an inflatable chair, covered in caution labels, surrounded by bubble wrap.
We will be in stasis until he has successfully covered all the "edges".